From the Funny Farm...

I bartended for a fundraiser tonight and I only got paid in tips...

I did end up with like $3 in tips that were not used on Fuzzy Navels...

I'm so glad most of you have never seen me drunk...

I broke a clothes rack tonight...

And it had expensive borrowed clothes on it that needs to go back to stores...

I still had a fuzzy navel in my hand, thank God the ice was the only thing to fly out...

I'm a klutz, and I turn into a bigger klutz when I've been drinking...

Yeah, that's why when I bartended in college they loved me...

That and the low cut shirts I used to wear...