My Big, Fat, Size 14/16 White Ass is Good for Sumptin!

Yeah, my sis, niece and I were at the homecoming parade trying to catch candy. Even when my parents yelled from their float for me to come and get candy some little punk raced right in front of us. I really didn't care if they took my candy, but my niece is 2-years-old. When she would lean down to pick something up, some stupid kid would come and get it right before she did.

So, I used my big, fat, size 14/16 white ass to make a cover for her.

I'm glad I haven't lost the weight from being off my foot and ankle for 8 months...well, okay maybe for just tonight I'm happy.


Dude, I seriously need to unpack these pounds...