Joke!

My priest told us this joke in church tonight. He likes to hunt and was just bear hunting, so that's what this joke is about.


A man is out bear hunting in the woods. He is walking back to his truck after a day of hunting when he hears a bear. The bear starts running at him, and knowing that he won't be able to escape without devine intervention, the man says, "God, I hope that bear is christian!"
All of a sudden the bear stops, drops to his knees, folds his hands in prayer then a light from Heaven is shines on him. The man stares at the bear in disbelief, then the bear says, "Bless us O'Lord, for these thy gifts*..."

*For those of you that don't know, that is the beginning of the Catholic prayer before meals.