I'm somewhat OCD about handwashing (ok, I'm really OCD about handwashing). So, today as I finally got around to cleaning the bathroom I accidentally spilled some toilet bowl cleaner on my finger...just a drop.
I rinsed my hand and then used some antibacterial soap, some more antibacterial soap and some Germ X. I thought I had covered all bases, but decided to read the back of the label on the cleaner for shits and giggles. Did you know that you're supposed to call the POISON CONTROL CENTER even if some toilet bowl cleaner gets on your hands? WTF?
I called my own personal poison control center (who is way more used to these phone calls than she should be), my mother. After calming me down she said that I wasn't going to die a slow, painful death. No, sirree, I was going to be ok. And, just to prove it, she told me she spills a little on her foot everytime she cleans the toilet.
Great, now I know why I'm so different than any other kid; my mom spills toilet bowl cleaner on her foot.
So, anything that's wrong with me? My mom spills toilet bowl cleaner on her foot.
Think you're better than me? My mom spills toilet bowl cleaner on her foot.
Think you're smarter than me? My mom spills toilet bowl cleaner on her foot.
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