Ok, I was going through my drawers and was trying to decide what to have since I always celebrate the end of my school week. I choose my most hated drink. I seriously wish I had never bought the bottle, because my first drink from it made me want to toss my cookies...but I still have yet to puke off of any bottle. Anyway, I took out the bottle of Jose gold, and put about 1.5 shots of tequila in my glass and added lime juice (this act of tequila and lime juice was only seen once more this evening--I know, only about 3 shots for me, it's a miracle). I probably could have guzzled the rest of the bottle. Tequila tasted so good tonight.
Not just good, but so good.
Then, my head started in with this song...
Artist/Band: Nichols Joe
Lyrics for Song: Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off
She said I’m going out with my girlfriends
Margaritas at the holiday inn
Oh have mercy my only thought
Was tequila makes her clothes fall off
I told her put an extra layer on
I know what happens when she drinks Patron
Her closet's missing half the things she bought
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off
She’ll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink
Them panty hose aint gonna last too long
If the dj puts Bon Jovi on
She might come home in a table cloth
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off
She can handle any champagne brunch
A bridal shower with Bacardi punch
Jello shooters full of Smirnoff
But tequila makes her clothes fall off
She’ll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink
She don’t mean nothing
She's just havin fun
Tomorrow she'll say oh what have I done
Friends will joke about the stuff she lost
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off
I then just had to go and
1 comment:
Oh my goodness! This is one of my favorite's by him!! Not to mention, the video is freakin' funny!
If ya haven't seen Phil's video to "Good Ol' Days" then you should see it! Compeletely cracked me up! The little old woman in it, is to freakin' funny!
Crap I was going to ask you something, but it left me...Gah! I hate that, maybe it will come back to me! :-)
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