I Think He Needs a Vacation...

The postman hasn't been getting our mail right lately. I've had to have items forwarded and returned to sender lately, which isn't all that unusual being on campus, but yesterday was the breaking point. Once again my mail was delivered to the wrong box. I got the guys who live next to me, and they got mine.

Now, I know this isn't a crime, but give me a second.

Their mail was just a usual letter.

My mail was free tampons from Playtex.

Somewhere I can hear my brothers screaming, "TMI, TMI, TMI."

What? I get bored and sign up for free stuff on a regular basis.