Nothing but a Two-Bit Whore

Today my hair makes me look like a two-bit whore.

Seriously.

It's doing this huge wavy/curly thing (think Vivian a.k.a. Julia Roberts from Pretty Woman). If that wasn't bad enough, I have poofy, big hair bangs (think Kit De Luca a.k.a. Laura San Giacomo from Pretty Woman). Usually I never have bangs, but I decided to layer my front hair to give it more of the fringe look that I love. Well, the fringing got a little shorter than I wanted, but it's beautiful when I straighten it. However, when the hair curls, the fringe wants to become bangs. It's puts the "Big Bang Theory" into perspective. They're big, poofy and high on my forehead, think early 1990's styles. So, in turn I put on a slightly slutty shirt to complement the hair. Yeah, SHUT IT.

For all of you out there that want/like my hair, this should be good reason as to why you don't. This is one of the reasons why I let it grow long or keep it short. I can easily hide it on two-bit whore days. But, I really dig the cut I have and have left it this length for awhile now.

I am feeling much better today and I was last night. I think I was having sympathy sniffles while talking to J. and that's why I felt like crap. As soon as I woke up this morning, I was fine for the most part, so yeah, we'll blame sympathy sniffles.

HOWEVER, I would like to say that the next person who decides to tell me airplane jokes better be right next to me in bed that night when I wake up with nightmares. I AM SO NOT KIDDING.