December 21st Lessons...

It's freaking cold out. I like the temperature to be above zero degrees Fahrenheit, please.

I already knew that Leah and vodka are no good. Jason and Mark telling Leah to drink more vodka is even worse. Sunshine not stopping Leah, the worst. (At least you weren't that sick!)

Unrated version of the movie EUROTRIP equals a good time had by all.

A good long talk about strippers and dirty movies will invite deep conversation about nothing, which is the best time ever!

Wal-Mart trips are still 'da bomb'.

Frozen margarita mix and vodka (instead of tequila) ROCKS!

I still don't believe that men find women who drink Bud heavy "sexy." Whoever made that up must have been a few sheets into the wind.

December 22nd Lessons...

What's in the past is there and you can't change it. I'm sorry that you're now sorry for giving me a hard time, but I can't be your teacher anymore. I'm happy with where I'm at now in my life. Being your teacher would make me angry, because you wouldn't have changed.

Certain teacher friends will always be your friends, because you've all gone through the same hell to get to this point in your life.

It's nice to visit somewhere when you're not longer the 'bad' person. However, I do not like being hugged from behind by many students.

I can't wait to teach again someday...whether it be college, high school or junior high. I miss the academics and exchanging of ideas... yes, I'm a dork and I'm proud to announce it.

Dogs eat puke.

How in the heck is it the 22nd already? It feels like yesterday was December 6th...

Did I mention it's Effing cold out?