Toni, the Dunce

Here's my lastest shining moment: I left the apartment door unlocked when I went to bed last night. My brother got off work and came home at 2:30 a.m. and about shit his pants. He couldn't beleive I would leave it unlocked in the city.

City?! Just because city is in the name, Sioux City is by no means a "city". I think to make a city a city, there is a requirement of having at least one good mall in it...and a street of bars that are decent (4th Street is not considered decent).