Holy F'in Shit
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Oh, I am defintely going to be feeling the effects of tonight in the morning. Those Strip and Go Naked's were fucking awesome...and we decided to make that our signature drink. Plus, the mini-cold turned into a fucking full blown cold.

Drunken minature golf was fun, too...I even managed a fucking hole in one! I didn't see it, in fact I wasn't even aiming for anything... but everyone cheered.

Some quotes from tonight:

Which one of us is sober enough to drive? -Me
Me. I only had two. -Beth

Bastard! -Leah

I'm gonna honk the horn.-Beth (at a boy Rachel likes)
Don't, Mom! -Rachel
HHHHHHOOOOOOOONNKK
I'm going to tell him that you wanted me to do that. -Beth

Isn't this illegal? -Me
We didn't bring any alcohol with us.-Beth
Later
Let's see if Toni's right. -Beth
That would be a first-Leah
Oh, I guess she was right. -Beth
Like I said, it would be a first. -Leah

It's dark.-Sarah
Yeah, it's sad when you're using the Pepsi machine for light.-Beth

Hide that bottle, my dad's home. -Rachel
Leah, put the vodka bottle in your golf bag.-Me
What?-Leah
IN YOUR GOLF BAG. -Me

You're going to make her (Alisa) cry, you know that! -Beth
Yeah, I know.-Leah
You're the spawn of satan.-Me
Yeah, I know.-Leah

Let's play Egyptian's Rat Asss....Butt.-Me