I'm the Best Cook in the House
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It's long been known that my mom can't cook. In fact, I've been cooking since age 7 because she is so bad. I, on the other hand, am fantastic. I can take almost any ingredients and make something tasty out of it. Like tonight, I wanted something with spice, other than my mom's buffalo wings (more on that in a minute,) so I made my famous Mexican tortilla wraps, which is a recipe I invented... but my mom wouldn't let me use jalapenos. My mom decided to make buffalo wings. She had no idea that they were spicy or that you use bleu cheese as a dipping sauce. She made them so spicy that my brother and I are the only ones who can eat them! She's so funny!!
This holiday hasn't been to bad for food. Not too much black I've had to scrape off her cooking, but on Sunday the turkey was dry, the stuffing was wet (we all thought it was soup) and the corn cassorole was so dry it shriveled up. ---he he, I just said shriveled up!!!

Sorry, I should add that I've been drinking, so my writing is probably erotic... HAPPY NEW YEAR!