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The Christmas Bitch has hit.

It's inevitable; sometime during the holiday season she comes, and then leaves, like a flash of lightening. Long enough to be seen by a wide audience and cause pain, yet it's just a short strike. When the Christmas Bitch (CB) comes, it's best to run and hide until she leaves, as the path of destruction is wide and deep. Items may be thrown, relationships broken, and feelings hurt, forever. The devastation is unknown until a few days later.

The CB is a spirit that enters the body, just like the Merry Christmas Spirit does. It is unkown how it gets in, but it does. Once this occurs the CB may not even know that the spirit has entered. The CB will go about everyday activities then at a blink of the eye, a dark cloud will be hanging over the CB and will change her demeanor. She starts to rant and rave about everything she sees. She hates everyone who tries to giver her advice and she has no reason in her brain. The best thing is to leave her alone until she gets over it.

Unfortunately CB was going shopping yesterday when the spirit came, and the force has not left yet. First, some family tried to tell her how she should change things in her classroom, and how she should wait to get a few items-- AND JUST LIKE RIGHT NOW HOW THEY ARE BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHE SHOULD WASH HER CAR BECAUSE THE SALT WILL EAT AWAY AT IT--WELL DUH, SHE KNOWS! OR HOW SHE IS ON THE INTERNET-- FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TWO DAYS BECAUSE HER BROTHERS USE IT MORE-- AND THEY WANT TO USE THE PHONE! The CB would now like to apologize for yelling, but you can see what happens at CB's parents house in just about 30 seconds time.

Oh... The CB knows what she wants for her birthday in June, a ticket out of here!